we've all begun to die and don't know what to do.

cybernations.

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:05:07 GMT

you should check it out.

Writer's Block: LiveJournal Book Club

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:13:20 GMT

Out of all of your favorite books, pick just one you'd recommend everyone read. As a bonus: why did you pick that one?

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coraline by neil gaiman.

(the fuck? i've seen like 3 scorpions in the house in the past 2 days.)

i have obtained a cellular telephone.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:05:50 GMT

please talk to me. i'm pretty desperate.

706 601 3669.

(only if you're in the us, bitte. =P)

Writer's Block: Taxmen and Poetry

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:04:55 GMT

It's Tax Day in the U.S., a day when the mind might be too occupied with deductions and long lines at the post office to think about poetry. But let's try: what's your favorite line of poetry? Song lyrics count.

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i have wasted years of my life
agonising about the fires;
i started when i thought that to be strong,
you must be flame-retardant,
and now to trust the wounds
calls into question how authentic they are.
there is always someone criticising me:
"she just likes playing hosptial."
lying in my bed,
i remember what you said,
'there's no such thing as accidents.'

-- "ampersand" by amanda palmer.

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:10:29 GMT

just finished night.

i've never cried at a book before...

of all places, iwoa? seriously?

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:00:06 GMT

Do humans carry souls?
maybe.

What about animals?
if humans do, they do.

Was September 11th a government conspiracy?
i think at most, they might've known it would happen and did nothing.

Do you believe a plane actually hit the pentagon?
yes.

Are the methods the U.S. is using to handle illegal immigration satisfactory?
no.

Do you think that John F. Kennedy's assasination was a government conspiracy?
i don't know much about it.

Do you believe that the moon landing in 1969 actually happened?
it's spotty, but probably.

Do you believe in ghosts?
yes.

Can subjection to violence in media lead to violence in the real world?
i don't think so.

Did O.J. Simpson murder his wife?
obviously.

Do you believe going to war in Iraq was the right thing to do?
not really, but in some ways it's helped.

Can we as people ever co-exist with eachother peacefully?
nope.

Do you believe the course of our lives are pre-determined by unseen/unknown forces?
probably.

Has democracy made the world a better place?
yes.

Was the governments reaction to Hurricane Katrina acceptable?
no.

Are celebrities punished justly for crimes they commit?
no.

Can we ever win the war on terror?
probably not.

Are professional athletes over-compensated for their abilities?
insanely.

Did the fabled people of Atlantis ever exist?
i like to think so.

Are there other intelligent beings in the universe?
there has to be.

Should the 1st Amendment protect all forms of expression, including those that may be offensive or harmful to others?
yes.

Is it better for one innocent man to be sent to death or 5 murderers to be pardoned?
i can't make these decisions. D=

ESSAY QUESTIONS (One to two short paragraphs)

In the case of homosexuality, do you believe it's sin?
no.

Can the human race ever help the planet Earth to recover from the ecological damage it has suffered?
no, but we can keep it from getting much worse.

Will race/ethnicity always be an issue amongst differing peoples?
most likely.

Are you for or against abortion?
against abortions, but for the choice.

Are you for or against capital punishment (i.e. the death penalty)?
against.

Why?
i don't think it makes sense to punish the crime with the crime.

FINAL QUESTION (3 part question)

part 1- Do you practice any form of religion? Why?
vaguely. i haven't figured anything out yet.

part 2- Do you believe that the writings in the bible can still apply to today's world?
i think you have to take some of it symbolically and adjust the rest to the environment.

part 3- Has religion made the world a better or worse place?
both.

Writer's Block: Close Encounters of the Celebrity Kind

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:35:24 GMT

Have you ever met a celebrity in real life? Who was it and how did your paths cross?

Submitted By klutzy_girl

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when i was 7, i met keith strickland in a mcdonalds.

nick mitchell. (normund gentle.)

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:59:16 GMT

i don't care what anyone says; i want that man in and around me.

also!

adam lambert is totally gay. there's documented evidence. as if we needed proof.

http://www.votefortheworst.com/20090301/adam_lambert_likes_take_pictures_himself_making_out_some_dude

this season kinda disappoints me. i always say that about every new show i watch, but eventually i always love the people in it. this time, it really just hasn't happened.

by the by, i played fob trail today. they all died before i reached new orleans. =[ i was hoping to get far enough to see panic. maybe next time.

<3
jk.

i could watch a project runway marathon with nathan lane up my dress and still win a straight award.

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:21:12 GMT

me and austin saw fired up! for suckish movie saturday, and it was actually okay.

save money and rent it, though.

i made an lolcat.

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:32:35 GMT

i'm very very very not proud.

"...a botched drug raid which led to the shooting death of an elderly woman."

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:03:16 GMT

hearing that on the news had me laughing for a good 7 minutes.

ryan ross and keltie colleen are no more.

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:25:05 GMT

i'm sure anyone who cares knows by now, but anywhoozle.

i never had problems with keltie; i've even kinda liked her. but i read her blogpost where she went ridiculously drama queen and accused ryan of cheating:

"Today is a day of heartbreak.

This morning as I got up to make my lover some delicious post vday breakie after seeing a great Billy Joel concert last night, I got roses, and rosepetals on the bed and champange and the whole works, a message came across on his phone. Upon opening this phone it seems he is a cheater, liar and has broken my heart.
I threw that ring in his face. Packed my shit. and Got the hell out. I deserve the stars.

I cannot even speak. yet. All I can do is cry."

for one thing, i'm only like 97% sure she actually wrote that. but i'm not convinced ryan is the cheating type; maybe it was a misunderstanding or a lie. or ~~maybe~~ it's none of my business.

if he did cheat, i'd only still like him if it was brendon. =P

also. what the fuck was she doing looking in his phone?

i found it funny that a week or two ago on weresoblogging, ryan posted a fortune cookie he got reading" in time you will offend everyone you know."

<3
jk.

it's kinda funny.

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:52:00 GMT

in many states, first cousins can only marry each other if there's no way they could have children.

considering one of the main reason gays can't get married is that the point of marriage is to have children, it leads me to wonder:

what the fucking fuck is wrong with people?

i saw the picture of rihanna.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:05:21 GMT

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/index.php#a009061

jesus fucking christ.

what could she have possibly done?

ugh. i hate drama.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:03:42 GMT

and i mean the class. namely because there's so much drama.

everyone hates each other. not to their faces though. they get in little groups to talk about people, then go to the people they just talked about and talk about the people they were talking about them with. confused? you don't know the half of it.

i'm a freshman, so i haven't been around them that long, but apparently there's still reason for people who've never even seen me to bitch about me.

the new play just got casted and everyone's pissed off about the choices. i got stage manager, and mr. sirmons thought i was really good last time. i was under the impression so did a lot of other people.

but the ones who didn't get cast are like "she shouldn't have gotten that; she's a freshman; she's only done one play with us; people who actually auditioned and didn't get cast should be the ones who do that."

and it really shouldn't be a big deal, but when people who either don't know you or people you thought really liked you automatically hate you for it, it kind of sucks.

and one of the main reasons i put up with all the crap that comes with it is because i really really enjoyed the people i was working with. but half of them hate me.

the worst part, i guess, is them thinking i was so awful last time.

i was there every single day, from start to finish. more than most of the cast. i spent a lot of my own money buying props and materials. i spent hours copying scripts and rehearsal schedules, even when people lost them. designing programs and putting posters up over school and the town by myself. keeping up with lists of costumes and props, things we needed, and where they were. one day i cleaned the entire backstage of all the crap that had been there for years, and cleared the wings to make it easier to walk through. i went through an entire script marking all the set changes for the other stagehands who didn't even look at it, and a page of light and sound cues for the technicians. i spent an entire night making blocking posters to set up backstage. and at least twice i stayed with mr. sirmons and one other person till 1 am to get all the sets built and painted. i usually cleaned up after every rehearsal, all the makeup and costumes and food left out.

no one ever appreciated anything. but i still did it, because it actually meant something to me.

and i know that anyone who wants to be a stage manager either will give up after a few days because it's boring or too hard, or else they'll just sit around and watch every day and get their name on the program opening night.

doing the play last semester was something that- for some reason- actually made me happy. it distracted me from how miserable i was feeling or how bad i was doing in school, and gave me something to do so i wasn't sitting at home every day like a loser.

maybe i just had it too good for too long.

in other news, i learned to play lonesome organist rapes page turner. joy.

<3

Writer's Block: Heart to Heart

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:11:08 GMT

Valentine's Day: love it or hate it?

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i usually say i hate it because it's purely commercial and it doesn't really mean a thing.

but of course i actually hate it because i'm always alone.

today, i've only been awake one hour and there's no one in the house. no one's online; no one answers their phone.

even my cat ran outside before i could pet her.

we only said goodbye with words.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:20:24 GMT

1. What is your name: jessica.

2. A four letter word: junk.

3. A boy's name: james.

4. A girl's Name: jinger, according to the duggars. jasmine! i like jasmine.

5. An occupation: jam master.

6. A color: j...aunty yellow?

7. Something you wear: all i can think of is jock strap. D=

8. A food: jalapenos. (bear with me, here.)

9. Something found in the bathroom: fuck the letter j.

10. A place: jacksonville. (the memories...)

11. A reason for being late: james was being a douchebag.

12. Something you shout: JAMES IS A DOUCHEBAG.

13. A movie title: jumanji. ..have i even seen that movie?

14. Something you drink: juice!

15. A musical group: jill came tumbling after. (idk, some crappy emo group.)

16. An animal: jiraffe. =]

17. A street name: ~~blue~~jay way.

18. A type of car: junky.

19. A song title: just dayance.

20. A verb: jacking.

and we were like, "go to church."

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:07:14 GMT

my music appreciation teacher mr. stanley is gay, and everyone loves to make fun of it. including me, unfortunately. =P

he left the room one time, and this is how the conversation went:

jeremy: he probably went into the hallway to text his boyfriend.

30 seconds later...

ethan: he probably went into the bathroom to masturbate.
me: [looking through the windows into the hallway.] nope, he went into the chorus room.
ethan: psh. my version is better.
me: well, you don't want he could be doing in the chorus room.
ethan: freakin' on the piano.
me: well, there's class going on now. a class full of only boys...
sandy: no wonder he went in there.

2 minutes later...

jeremy: that was fast, mr. stanley.
mr. stanley: ...
jeremy: you silly goose.

i heart that class.

my own personal hell.

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:10:11 GMT

Greens
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Hipsters
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Republicans
Circle VII Burning Sands

Rednecks
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

PETA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

i don't care what anyone says..

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:03:25 GMT

i fucking LOVE amy winehouse.

"It's not important to me to make other people at ease. I am difficult, but that's 'cause I don’t really give a fuck."

the smarticle survey.

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:40:35 GMT

part 1.
1. So, let's begin. Do you know why your pupils expand in the dark and shrink in the light?: ..who doesn't?

2. What's the capital of Russia?: moscow.

3. What about the capital of Germany?: berlin.

4. What does E=MC squared stand for?: energy equals mass times the velocity of light squared.

5. Neptune is sometimes the farthest planet from the sun; true or false?: it used to be, but you know. since the whole pluto ordeal.

6. "Fructose" is a cover-up name for what?: sugar, but it's not a 'cover-up' it's the scientific term.

7. Which is grammatically correct; alot or a lot?: a lot.

8. What's the real meaning behind the popular children's song "Ring Around the Rosey", and, if you can, will you elaborate on that for us?: there's an urban legend it's about the bubonic plague, but that's not true. =P

9. "Rubber" and "Petrol" are British terms for what?: eraser and gas, respectively.

10. Using the pull-out method can't get you pregnant; true or false?: it's not very probable, but it can definitely still happen.

11. How effective are condoms against pregnancy?: 97%.

12. What does R.E.M. stand for?: rapid eye movement.

13. If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?: obviously.

14. Is there such thing as a "brown note"?: what's huh?

15. Is a D considered a passing grade?: not in our school.

16. You can drown in an inch of water; true or false?: no. seriously? unless you put your nose in it and snorted or something. otherwise, you're just drinking.

17. If you cut a worm in half, will it survive?: yes.

18. What's the capital of Michigan?: lansing.

19. Lowest point in the world?: the mariana trench.

20. The Statue of Liberty was a gift to the U.S. from what country?: france.

21. Can an octagon tesselate?: ..idk.

22. What's the proper spelling; weird or wierd?: weird.

23. Can you die from a cavity?: no.

24. Does chocolate really cause zits?: no.

25. Why are you warmer wearing dark-colored clothing than wearing light-colored clothing?: dark absorbs light.

26. What does HTML stand for? hell if i know.

27. What about CSS and PHP?: =/

28. What's the forum (BBCode) code for an image tag?: [img]...[/img]

29. What number is black, white and yellow on the HTML color chart?: idk.

30. How old is the Earth?: 4.5 billion years.

part 2.
How many things do you know how to do, eh?
[x] Snap your fingers.
[x] Swim.
[x] Tie your shoes.
[x] Ride a bike.
[] Iceskate.
[x] Rollerskate.
[x] Speak fluently in another language.
[] Speak somewhat-fluently in another language.
[x] Cook a turkey properly.
[x] Make ramen.
[x] Prepare a bowl of cereal.
[] Drive a car.
[x] Basic HTML.
[] Basic PHP.
[] Basic FTP.
[] Basic CSS.
[] Program games (GameMaker)
[x] Properly hold a newborn.
[x] Get 8 or more hours a sleep each night.
[] Write in script.
[] Write in another language (with a different alphabet)

=P

new diagnosis.

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:55:19 GMT

limbic add. not bipolar disorder. not your everyday depression. depression with add.

happy fucking new year.

5 favourite albums of 2008.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:43:29 GMT

as if it's any surprise. =P

1.) no, virginia... by the dresden dolls.

2.) who killed amanda palmer [by amanda palmer.]

3.) folie a deux by fall out boy.

4.) pretty. odd. by panic at the disco.

5.) one of the boys by katy perry. (shut up.)

[honourable mention: you're awful, i love you by ludo.]

=D

ansley and i have the strangest conversations.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:11:57 GMT

especially since we tend to just write notes on paper even when it's perfectly fine to talk in class. and we store them all in a notebook. =P

anyway, case in point:

[it just alternates between me and her. try to keep up.]

me: guess what? =]

wut.

i <3 ryan! yay!

well... guess what?

you love brendon?

no. well, yes. but! ryan's ugly! :D

GASP.

*giggle*

he's the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth. or.. you know, fly.

who, brendon? :D

...

yep, it's brendon.

bden = hasslich.

SCHON.

your mom. (burn.)

lame.

well, so is bden.

yeah.. duh. ("me too. i reek.")

alan: i'm gonna hit you with.. ryan.
me: good.

^ when did this take place?

like 37 seconds ago.

well, i wasn't there. apparently.

neither was BRENDON. (burn.) (again.)

what?

i love ryan. =D

fin.
<3

fic rec.

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:02:25 GMT

"uriebrendonurie" by takkatakkatakka. it's amazingness. on a stick.

in other news, my iq is 126. i can't remember- is this good?

love.